An Open Letter To Kim Kardashian

Dear Kim Kardashian,

I’ve got a bone to pick with you.

I enjoy your show, I would buy any eye make up you pushed, and wish I had the curves that you do, BUT There is something you’ve been doing lately that’s going to make me put you in the same category as Taylor Swift (Click here if you don’t know my feelings on her).

Crying after something you have agreed to doing surfaces, claiming you don’t want to be portrayed a certain way, and then doing it alllllll over again.

EXAMPLES:

Your Sex Tape. Look I felt really bad for you. The betrayal, the embarrassment, family seeing it, I get it. I wouldn’t want something like that put on the internet for all the world to see…but then you pose for Playboy. It was tasteful BUT it totally goes against all the crying you did before.

Most recently the W Magazine Silver Body Paint photos surface. You cry on your reality show, call it porn, claim you didn’t know it was going to look like that, AND THEN TODAY the Sketchers Super Bowl Ad airs and it’s as sexy as it comes.

LOOK KK- You’re HOT! If I had your body, I’d be naked all the time…at Dunkin Donuts, grabbing the paper in the morning, while blogging…maybe I am right now =)

I don’t care what you do. BE SEXY. BE THE GIRL NEXT DOOR. BUT PICK ONE AND QUIT CRYING ABOUT IT.

XOXO,

B

  • Brandy Weber

    I love these open letters! They are so enjoyable to read and you are so witty!!!