Dear South Carolina…

Dear South Carolina,

This is why we look bad…

“I think I’ve demonstrated why I’m the best candidate in the United States Senate race in South Carolina — period,” he says, seemingly reading his words. “And the next sentence is let’s stop my opponent and the Republicans from reversing forward progress in South Carolina and the United States of America — and that’s the end of the second sentence. And the next sentence is let’s get South Carolina and America back to work — and then period. Next sentence is let’s get South Carolina … no, let’s bring South Carolina and America back — exclamation point.” Alvin Greene’s interview with Buster Brown. (Hear the audio from the interview)

*He’s got my vote…but only if I get an action figure.

** I would like to thank you for a few good things- Hootie and the Blowfish, Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka, Young Jeezy, The Battery, & Army Wives.

XOXO,

B

More of South Carolina’s Finest…

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“I personally believe, that U.S. Americans, are unable to do so, because uh, some, people out there, in our nation don’t have maps. And uh…I believe that our education like such as in South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like such as…and, I believe they should uh, our education over here, in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.” Miss Teen South Carolina Caitlyn Upton during the Miss Teen USA 2007 Pageant.

I was “hiking the Appalachian Trail”. –Gov. Mark Sanford on where he was while he was missing. He was actually having a fun time in Argentina with his mistress.

*Maybe he was using Caitlyn Upton’s maps and got confused?

Oh yeah, and there was John Edwards cheating on his wife while she was battling cancer then denying his child for months and Nikki Haley’s alleged affairs.