Drunk Brooke Is Way More Productive Than Sober Brooke

Note Sober Self

I realized Saturday morning that Drunk Brooke is WAY more Productive than Sober Brooke. Friday night was a day that I proceeded to get “White Girl Wasted” or “Sorority Girl Wasted” or “Woo Hoo Wasted” basically the kind of drunk that includes dancing on bars, telling people how much you love them, and declaring that day as the BEST DAY EVER! While all but one of those things happened, I also managed to be quite productive… BUT I didn’t realize how productive I was until Saturday Morning, when I found this in my notes

Here’s the full note:

Dear sober self,

A few things I’d like to remind you of

Thank auto correct or you wouldn’t be able to read this

You came up with the superhero team juvenile delinquent and white girl wasted. Awesome.

You’re starting a boozy brunch book club with Steph and Jess.

And you need to remember your car is parked at Macomb and 34th.

Oh and the bartender from cafe deluxe said you should have one more shot of fireball…if you don’t feel good tomorrow that’s what happened.

Xoxo
Your slightly drunker self

WELL DONE DRUNK BROOKE! WELL DONE!

*Sidenote-I’m super excited about this Book Club!