Hear Me Roar: Forever Leo

Astronomer Pete Kunkle says that because of the Earth’s shifts on its axis over the past 3,000 years, the 12 zodiac signs have changed.

Here’s Kunkle’s chart:
•Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16
•Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11
•Pisces: March 11-April 18
•Aries: April 18-May 13
•Taurus: May 13-June 21
•Gemini: June 21-July 20
•Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10
•Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16
•Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30
•Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23
•Scorpio: Nov. 23-Nov. 29
•Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17  <—WHACK
•Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20

If this is true, I’m a CANCER. Here’s some of my Cancer Qualities: Cancers are maternal, domestic and love to nurture others. More than likely, their family will be large, too — the more, the merrier!

 If you know me (or know anything about me)…feel free to BURST into laughter. (I don’t EVER want children and don’t care when I get married…maybe they’re talking about my cats.)

My OPEN letter to Astronomer Pete Kunkle.

Dear Mr. Kunkle,

I refuse to support your theory or your decision…BUT if in fact the rest of the world chooses too, I’m taking you to court. You owe me for all of the LEO necklaces and other Leo paraphernalia I’ve purchased over the years.

FOREVER LEO!

AND OPHIUCHUS????? Couldn’t you have come up with something a little better?

XOXO,
B “The Leo”