THE WINNER- @DamnRightTweets

“Dear Kayne West, Roses are red, violets are blue, if Rebecca Black wins any awards, you know what to do. Sincerely, the world. #DRT“

The way I imagine the Rebecca Black/Kanye West Award Show debacle would go down…

Rebecca Black: OMG I just cant believe I won this award. I want to say a big XOXO and TYSM (thank you so much) for voting for…(Kanye jumps on stage with a bottle of Hennessey)

Kanye: Wait a minute…wait a minute. Rebecca Black I don’t want to interrupt BUT Ludacris had the BEST song that talked about a day of the week…OOH OOOH “Saturday”…no you know what…The Bangles…The Bangles had the BEST song that talked about a day of the week. Yo! Cue “Manic Monday”.