George Clooney is a super celeb, MEGA HUNK, and humanitarian but will he be a politician? According to his interview with Newsweekâ€¦not so much. Why? Well he hasn’t lived his life the “right way for politics.”
The Silver Fox told Newsweek, “I didn’t live my life in the right way for politics, you know. I f–ked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that’s the truth.”
Hypothetically, if he was mounting a campaign — Clooney says he’d admit all of his bad havior up front. He says he’d “start from the beginning by saying, ‘I did it all. I drank the bong water. Now let’s talk about issues.’ That’s gonna be my campaign slogan: ‘I drank the bong water.’?”
I prefer honesty in my leaders…with that said, I’ve written an Open Letter To George Clooney encouraging him to run.Â
“I tell the Truth” that could be your slogan! A similar slogan worked for the father of our country George Washington “I can not tell a lie”. You really should consider politics. Letâ€™s be honest, youâ€™ve got the name for it. Not that you were going to run for Pres. BUT if you were, I’d vote for you…and I’d also sign up for an internship and be willing to meet you in the oval office.
Iâ€™ve been working on some ways to “put out the fire” of your past.Â (I am available to be your Campaign Manager if you need one. We’ll work out the salary and perks later)
On Drinking Bong Water: â€œItâ€™s better than the water in other countries. And thatâ€™s what we should be focusing on, helping provide clean water to those that need it.â€
On Doing It All: â€œIâ€™ve lived life and have experienced different people, places, and things. Are there some decisions I made that might be frowned upon? Sure, but Iâ€™ve learned a lot along the way.â€
OnÂ Sleeping Around: â€œI was laying there and she fellâ€¦â€ (Still working on this one.)
To Stars, Stripes, and your appearance on The Facts Of Life.