I look at it before I go to sleep, it’s the first thing I check in the morning, I get my news from it, I use it to vent, to celebrate, to ask questions….Social Media is the best thing that happened to my life since Britney Spears!
I would like to take this opportunity personally thank a few of my favorite Social Media Outlets…
Facebook- Thank you for allowing me to add an inanimate object as my Boyfriend on Facebook for so many years! After I got engaged, I switched my relationship status to Jim but for a few years before I was engaged to the Arthur Ravenel Jr. Bridge in Charleston, SC. Also thank you for making things like Bill Quest (my never ending quest to meet Bill Murray) happen! Thank you for connecting me with childhood friends & family. And last but not least, thank you for reminding me of people’s birthdays. This has been very helpful through out the years.
Instagram- Thank you for making me look prettier and skinnier.
Twitter- You’re my favorite but don’t tell the others. Thank you for making me feel cool when celebrities follow me (even though I’m sure it’s on accident they start following). Thank you for keeping it short, I know at times I get frustrated with the 148 character limit but I appreciate the conciseness of it all. Thank you for allowing me to ask questions about where to brunch/what to do when in a new city/etc and then getting an answer from a complete stranger because of a Hashtag. #YoureAwesome #ThankYou
Snapchat- I really haven’t gotten that into you but Thank you for allowing Will Lambert to make Britney masterpieces…like this one.