I Need A Situation

I’ve always said my life should be a reality show. On a daily (even hourly) basis I find myself wishing there was a camera around to document the happenings of life. From dating drama and the trouble my roomie and I always find ourselves in to the constant feeling that my every move is being filmed, I just don’t know about it (like The Truman Show), it’s never a dull day.

Before my yearning to be the next Kim Kardashian (with blonde hair and a smaller booty) had more to do with my love of the spotlight than anything else. That all changed when I read an article on Perezhilton.com about The Situation (Jersey Shore). That man is going to take home somewhere around $5 MILLION this year for his time on the show, liquor endorsements, fitness videos, supplements, clothing line, and more.

Dear Future Reality Show Producers,

I am more than willing to Fist Pump and G.T.L. my way through life. Pick Me!

XOXO,

B

  • Aram

    Still Fist Pumpin??

  • Brooke

    ALL DAY EVERY DAY!