While jail is not necessarily where I want to pass the time, IF I ever have to go there, Iâ€™d like it to go down the way it did for Lindsay Lohan.
First was nice to know that someone else runs on Brooke Time. I wouldnâ€™t be surprised if I was 20 minutes late to my court appearance also.
Second, while walking into the courtroom, I want to be showered with glitter. DID YOU SEE THAT? Sheâ€™s walking into court and someone thinks, â€œYou know what LiLo? Youâ€™d probably have more success if you sparkle for the judge.â€ Then they proceed to shower her with glitter.
Third, I want ducklips in my mug shot too!
**I would, however, prefer to be arrested by the officer in Monopolyâ€¦with the whistle and the hat.