I don’t like being healthy. I never have. I do it because it’s necessary and I would prefer to be able to fit in my clothes…however IF I COULD EAT a Big Mac with a side of mac and cheese, a healthy salad loaded with ranch dressing,Â chips and salsa, queso, and guac and finish it off with a beer every day and not gain weight, I WOULD BE IN HEAVEN. Sidenote- I’m currently drooling at the thought of that perfect meal!
There are 2 things I didn’t mention in my food porn dream above that are happening this month, which is why, this is in fact Fat Brooke’s Dream Month….
First and Foremost Cadbury Mini Eggs! The Second Cadbury Mini Egg of the season is the most perfect bite. Why the second you might be saying? Because the first is such a shock to your taste buds (in a good way) that you can’t really enjoy it…but that follow up egg, oh that follow up egg, your taste buds are ready for it and it’s perfect!
And Second…today is the day they release COOL RANCH DORITOS LOCOS TACOS at TACO BELL! I’m going RIGHT after work to try the deliciousness that is about to happen in my mouth!
On a very positive note…I have been endorsing a product called Healthe Trim (and it is working!!!!! I’ve lost 11 lbs. Woop Woop!) and while “Fat Brooke” would eat 12 tacos and 3 bags ofÂ mini eggs. Healthe Trim Brooke will only be eating one of the tacos and a few eggs here and there. If you want to try Healthe Trim they are doing a special for anyone I refer to them, but you have to call this number to order 855-600- TRIM (8746)