Ok so it’s not TECHNICALLY a “National Holiday” but in my eyes it’s as worthy of a celebration as St. Patrick’s Dayâ€¦and since Iâ€™m not Jewish I thought celebrating Rosh Hashanah might be considered disrespectful. So RESPECTFULLY I celebrate all things JTT! Â Bieber Feverâ€¦HA! THE JTT BUG was way more intense than Bieber Fans could ever imagine. Home Improvement, Man of the House, The Lion King, Tom and Huck, countless covers of Big Bopper and Tiger Beatâ€¦his posters were my wall paper and his cruise is the reason I have a sad story to tell on Oprah.
The Oprah Story- GRAB A TISSUE. Sureâ€¦I had an amazing childhood: yearly vacations, every Barbie doll imaginable, a car when I turned 15 and a half (so I could practice), and Â emotional support from a loving mother and father who have been happily married since â€¦.well years before I was born. It seems picture perfect right? It wasâ€¦UNTIL that day in 5th grade when I received a FAN CLUB letter from JTT himself. He was getting ready to embark on a Celebrity Cruise where fans could join for the LOW LOW PRICE of $1000 (per person). It was all I wanted. I was willing to give up my birthday party/presents, Christmas, I was even willing to sell my brother. My parents denied my ultimate happiness. If I wouldâ€™ve gone on this cruise I couldâ€™ve met JTT and ultimately fallen in love, change my name to Brooke Thomas, and be playing the role of Good Housewife baking a cake to celebrate his 29th birthday (today). THANKS A LOT MOM AND DAD!
Instead Iâ€™ll celebrate by singing him happy birthday, eating a piece of cake, and watching this montage of pics to the sounds of Paula Abdul â€œRushâ€.