This morning on 2 Girls and a Guy we were talking about a friend of mine whose date’s card was declined at a restaurant on a first date. David called into the show to say that my friend should give the guy another chance. He then went on to bash me saying accepting advice from me about relationships was ridiculous considering I “can’t keep a manâ€.
WAIT WHAT!?!??!!?
First Soap Box Moment-
WHY IS IT THAT SINGLE WOMEN ARE CONSIDERED UNABLE TO KEEP A MAN? I choose not to be in a “waste of time†relationship just to say I have a boyfriend. I’d rather be with someone that I want to be with than just settle for someone so I can change my Facebook status to “In A Relationshipâ€.
After I took a moment, I came back with a smart ass comment (per usual). “David. Did I break your heart?†Sure enough he says, “I did buy you a drink one time…which you’re really good atâ€. The bitterness was oozing from his voice.
SOAP BOX AGAIN!
He was OFFENDED that I accepted a drink that he offered to buy me. I’m the evil Man Eater because I took it. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?????? If you offer to buy me a drink, why shouldn’t I accept? I didn’t come over to you and ask you to buy me a drink. I can buy my own drink…and if I don’t have the $7 to buy my vodka soda or glass of wine, you wont see me out.
Rules of Buying a Drink
BUYER-
* A drink doesn’t mean you get to monopolize my time.
* A drink doesn’t mean you get to go home with me.
* A drink doesn’t mean that I have to in turn buy you a drink.
DRINKER-
* You MUST at least say Thank You.
Hope that helps David…Thanks for the drink!