Thursday night/Friday morning around 3:30am I hear a POUNDING on the door in my hallway. First I thought it was someone locked out of their condo awaiting the roommate to open the door. I started to settle back in my bedâ€¦
BANG BANG BANG KICK BANG! â€œI know youâ€™re in there!!!! Open the door!â€ (ooOOoooo now Iâ€™m interested)
Is it a PSYCHO EX-GF? If so, I donâ€™t want to miss the show. Off to the peep hole I run! Sure enough it was a female, mid to late 20â€™s, possibly a few cocktails, and she was FUMING!
Now I like to play a little game of â€œWhatâ€™s Their Storyâ€ when people watching. Itâ€™s a simple gameâ€¦by observing the person/people around me, I come up with their life story and try to figure out why they are doing what they are doing at that moment.
Example- What is Crazy BANG KICK BANG Girlâ€™s story?
She is an ex-girlfriend that realized her new man has moved on. Theyâ€™ve only been separated for a short amount of time and didnâ€™t think he had moved on to someone new yet because they still talk daily and have relations. While she was out enjoying drinks with her girlfriends someone told her he was out with another girl. SheÂ thought he brought her back to his place (aka my condos) and decided she would confront him. Hence the BANG BANG BANG KICK BANG.
Shea was in town visiting and had had enough. He got up, went to the door, opened it, and asked the girl to keep it down (It was 3:45am) Finally someone opened the door and that was the end of thatâ€¦so I thought.
Last night (Sunday) as I was lying in bed I hear a knock at the door. Who could it be? I donâ€™t know anyone in my condos. I barely know anyone in the DC area. I open the door and there she is Psycho Ex-Gf. Come to find out my story was wrong. She is the current gf of the man that lives on the second floor and was coming by to apologize. There was a little too much to drink that night but I didnâ€™t get the rest of the story (yet). She did say that she hoped we could meet up for a drink one day and hopefully laugh about it! Oh Iâ€™m alreadyÂ laughing AND I think Iâ€™m going to like her!
Brooke + Crazy Bang Kick Bang Girl= BFF! Iâ€™m buying necklaces immediately.