Dear Lady I Was Sitting Next To On The Metro,
I’d like to formally apologize for the amount of perfume I wore yesterday. I was in a rush, running out the door, sprayed a few sprays (the normal amount), and hopped in my car. I knew as I was driving just a short mile to the metro that I had over-cologned. If it wasn’t so packed I would’ve put myself in a corner so that noone would come down with a perfume headache, but I couldn’t, and yours was the only open seat.