See What Had Happened Was…

I don’t normally like to brag about my drunken black out (or as I like to call them Time Traveling) experiences as I am 28 years old and not 21…but every once in a while I have one of those moments…and something happens from it that I just can’t help but share.

Wednesday night I went out with my neighbors/best pals/favorites and the guy I’ve been hanging out with/dating/whatevering (as I like to call it) in the neighborhood (of course)  *Sidenote: if you are looking for me and I don’t answer my cell, call District 2 Bar & Grille I am more than likely there.  After a few glasses of wine we decided to migrate to U Street for Costume Karaoke. This is where it went down hill…I’m not positive if there was a shot involved but I KNOW there was Schlitz and Pabst Blue Ribbon. Did it end there? NO SIR! We went to the Gay Bar down the street for a few more cocktails.

Finally (and  no I don’t remember this part) we hopped in a cab and headed back to the neighborhood.

Fast forward to the next morning…I wake up with a yearning for water and ibuprofen. I notice my fella sitting there…bright eyed and bushy tailed (slightly judging me). He then proceeds to say…

Him-Do you remember last night?

Me- Most of it…well some of it…

Him- Do you remember what you said?

*THIS IS NEVER A GOOD THING TO HEAR! Oh geez what did I say?*

Me- ummmm…no.

Him- Before you passed out you kept talking about the Britney Spears song playing…and how it was your LEAST favorite Britney Spears song.

Me- (giggling and slightly proud of the fact that even in my drunken state I still give Britney a shout out)

Him-  You also kept talking about wanting your slippers off.

Me- Really?

Him- you realize there was NO music on at all….and you weren’t wearing slippers!

Me- bahhahahahahahahahahah

I’m not sure if he was as amused as I was with the results of the evening but I’d like to take this moment to thank and/or blame Britney Spears, Pabst Blue Ribbon, the lack of dinner, and hot feet for my behavior!

And if you’re wondering what my least favorite Britney Spears song is….the answer is…I HAVE NO CLUE! I wish I could go back to myself in that state and ask. I love all Britney.

  • One_davet

    Your first mistake was drinking pabst blue ribbon. Wow. You need to find a job back in Charleston.