Side Butt The New Side Boob?

SideButt

I’m noticing a pattern…seeing a trend in it’s beginning stages…and want it to stop IMMEDIATELY!

First Gwyneth Paltrow hit the red carpet for the Iron Man 3 Premiere in a sexy, sheer Antonio Berardi dress then Ke$ha showed up to the Billboard Music Awards in a black Givenchy dress slit up to her waist.

Side Butt is Here and it might be here to stay! I thought it would go away after the amount of criticism Gwyneth got, but..or BUTT…it is continuing to pop up on red carpets this spring.

So many questions…

Thoughts?

Is Side Butt the New Side Boob?

Do you think it’s sexy?

What if the wind blows and all of the sudden your cash and prizes are exposed to the world?

I just don’t think I can support this.

  • Hopefully it’s designed like those miniskirts that have really short shorts built in under the skirt to hide the more delicate things. Maybe that thing Ke$ha has on also has a built in leotard crotch…at least I hope it does. I don’t find her particularly attractive.