I’m really good at being single. I always have been. I don’t “need” a man. I’m not going to be the girl that hangs out in a relationship for a few years just because I have to have someone around. I believe in true love. I think it will happen for me…Disney Princess style and I’m willing to wait for that.
So how do I keep myself distracted, preoccupied, and fill the void of a BF? WELL…besides the obvious: surround myself with the best of friends, attend happy hours, and enjoy the company of Mr. Right Now on occasion, I have 3 things that keep me from settling.
1. The Knight In Shining Armor- If you walk in my 450 square foot studio apartment you will find an 8 ft tall Knight standing in the corner next to my bed. It’s a constant reminder that I deserve a Knight in Shining Armor and until I find a real one, I’ve got this one for back up.
2. The Boyfriend Pillow- While I’m not a “cuddler”, I do enjoy the Arm Pillow-your arm under my neck while I watch an episode of one of the Housewives of *Insert Any Housewives here* (an episode I’ve probably made you sit through more than once). Little did I know they actually MAKE a real pillow in the shape of an arm! Why this is better than a real arm- It’s more comfortable and it wont bitch when I watch the episode of Housewives I’ve seen 4 times. I definitely ordered this on Friday.
3. And last but definitely not least, The Barbie Box- When I was a child I had a Barbie Box full of toys. And as an adult I have a Barbie box full of toys…different kind of toys…but…you know what, I’ll just leave it at that.
Single and Satisfied!