Last night Miranda Lambert debuted her lighter look on the red carpet at the 47th Annual CMA’s. She looks AWESOME right?
WELL Â HER AWESOME NEW LOOK DOESN’T BODE WELL FOR ME!
You may be asking, “What does Miranda Lambert getting skinny have to do with YOU????”
Well my friends, let me tell you…
Miranda Lambert is one of my Dopplegangers…so is Kristen Bell.
When I’m skinny, I get Kristen Bell (and sometimes the occasional Britney Spears but I think people say that just to make me happy and get on my good side). When I am…thicker, I get Miranda Lambert. I know if I’ve gained weight by which celebrity I’m being compared to. I obviously hated it when I was being compared to Miranda, but found peace in the fact that I still thought she was pretty and she’s married to Blake Shelton.
BUT WHAT HAPPENS NOW??? Especially since RIGHT NOW I am on the more Miranda end of my doppleganger scale!
With Miranda being skinny…will I get “You look like Miranda Lambert before…”???
Why Miranda??? Why did you have to do this to me?????
Here are my options
1. Lose weight and eventually being called Miranda will be like being called Kristen. (Ughhhhhhhh)
2. Stay the same…pretend like it doesn’t affect me and keep eating bacon. (hmmmm liking this option)
3. Dye my hair brown so I definitely wont get the Miranda comparison (hahahahaha there’s no way that’s happening)
4. Take this approach (Thanks for posting this todayÂ Alysa!)
I think I’m going to start with #4 and eventually get to #1.