THE GAME

It was very difficult for me to choose who to root for as I don’t particularly care for either team. The both love GOLD (WIN), I look better in Black, but I do love cheese. After going back and forth, while searching through the menu to see what else is on, I made a decision…Super is out and SUPREME is in. Grand Supreme that is…I opted to watch the Toddlers & Tiaras marathon on TLC.

THE ENTERTAINMENT

Christina Aguilera- OOPSIES! She would’ve been kicked off Don’t Forget The Lyrics, BUT I was very impressed with the way she handled it. She didn’t stumble, she didn’t stop, and not only did she finish the song, she NAILED IT! Next time use a cue card Christina…or write it on your hand.

Lea Michele- Changed the channel…sorry Rachel…just not a fan.

Black Eyed Peas- The rest of the world has gone on an ANTI-B.E.P. rant for the past few hours so instead of just repeating the same thoughts and feelings I will say this. I wish I could do the splits like Usher when he jumped over Will.I.Am’s head and FERGIE…

Oh Fergie…you frighten me. You always have. I picture a conversation with your husband (dreamboat) Josh Duhamel, going a little like this…

Fergie (In her most intimidating voice): TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!

Josh (In a meek frightened voice): I…love…you.

Fergie: You WHAT?

Josh (Still intimidated): I love you

Fergie (with her hand raised): SAY IT TWICE.

Last night during “Where is the Love” I felt the way Josh would during the previous conversation. As she was SCREAMING “Where is the love?”, I found myself pulling the sheets over my head and cowering in my bed. I was frightened. I started responding to my television saying, “I DON’T KNOW FERGIE. I don’t know where the love is…but I’ll find it. I promise…just stop screaming at me.”

 THE COMMERCIALS

 The Pirates of the Caribbean Trailer was by far my favorite, the Eminem Chrysler commercial gave me chills, but the Cars.com commercial is the one that had me a little disturbed.  

I bet Fergie has a Poison Checker…