GOOD NEWS WINOS AND SHOT SLAMMERS!
There is a CURE FOR THE HANGOVER! COFFEE & ASPRIN! Professor Michael Oshinsky of Thomas Jefferson University did a scientific study and found that caffeine in coffee and the anti-inflammatory ingredients in asprin react against the booze on an experiment he did with rats.
CALM DOWN PETA! *Professor Ratigan enjoyed free drinks without the consequences for free!
*Professor Ratigan is the villain in Disney’s The Great Mouse Detective
If you want to do the experiment on humans, I’m in!