GOOD NEWS WINOS AND SHOT SLAMMERS!

There is a CURE FOR THE HANGOVER! COFFEE & ASPRIN! Professor Michael Oshinsky of Thomas Jefferson University did a scientific study and found that caffeine in coffee and the anti-inflammatory ingredients in asprin react against the booze on an experiment he did with rats.

CALM DOWN PETA! *Professor Ratigan enjoyed free drinks without the consequences for free!

*Professor Ratigan is the villain in Disney’s The Great Mouse Detective

Hey Professor,

If you want to do the experiment on humans, I’m in!

XOXO,
 B